No Arguments, We’re on Our Honeymoon
Jul 9th, 2008 by Administrator

Sorry to do this to you, but imagine you’re on a honeymoon with David Cameron. I did say I’m sorry.
Anyway, you’re on your honeymoon with the leader of the opposition, and he’s been annoying you. You really have a bone to pick with him – maybe he’s been kicking you in bed. Maybe he chews his food too loudly. Maybe you didn’t like that off hand comment he made about your mother’s dress at the wedding. You decide to let it go. It’s your honeymoon, after all, and you don’t want your special holiday ruined by petty bickering. Oh, and while you’re at it, you vote him and the Conservative party in for five years of government rule. Come on, how could you not? He’ll be in a mood all the way back to Heathrow otherwise. It’s your honeymoon!
We British have become so cynical in our attitude to politics that we welcome any change, no matter how superficial, as a good thing…